GLOW IN THE DARK PLASTIC VAMPIRE SAYS:

"BLAHHH!!! BLAHHHHHH!!! Did you know ve think wampires say "BLAH" because of how Bela Lugosi pronounced "blood" in his accent?! WAMPIRE FACT! AH, AH, AHHH!"

It chatters, but the sound is soft and hollow. It floats off down its gothic, extravagant hallway and stops every few meters or so, turning to a window or a statue or even a blank wall to share another "vampire fact" of some kind or another.





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