PELICANMAN SAYS:

"Kids these days...they wiggle for too long."

He laughs, and waddles back into a briny, stinking sea.

CLUES TO THE NEXT MONSTER:

The final fourteen monsters will not have visible doors; you will have to click the correct image in the correct article.

I am depicted in black and white.

I have two faces. Perhaps only one of them is real.

My page is a sub-page of its article.