Bogleech Halloween Classics:

FRIGHTPROPS bugs!

   One of the coolest and most striking items in my home, this latex "Zombie Snail" is over three feet in length, and has been restocked every Halloween season at the Fright Props website for a very reasonable 69.99. It's the biggest fake snail money can buy, and on top of that, a terrifying monster snail! The kind of guy who decided his Halloween prop company needed to sell super scary snails is the kind of guy I can really relate to, and feel eternally indebted to. My life would be forever incomplete without this thing hanging right up on my bedroom wall.

   The same people also offer an even longer bright green grub, which can be stood up rather nicely in a corner or a heavy enough pot, like a houseplant!