This is the official walkthrough to Bogleech.com's Don't Get Spooked: The Spookiest House in the World, a visual text adventure!
First off, you may as well visit MAGNIFICENT MAGGOT to add him to your Monster Album.
There are two monsters you will need at the end of the game, but can acquire at any time. May as well get them out of the way first:
From the FOYER, go to the LOUNGE and click TELEVISION to encounter CANDLE COVE.
Choose KRIS STRAUB to acquire CANDLE COVE.
Now go to FOYER, then COURTYARD, then RAKE to encounter THE RAKE.
Tell it to STOP THAT because it is a RAKE and you will acquire THE RAKE. Retun to the FOYER and you can start on the rest!
OPTIONAL MONSTERS:
If you only want the quick, direct ending, you can skip this section and scroll down to GETTING THE EVIL KNIFE.
In the LOUNGE, go to the MEN'S BATHROOM and watch the Zombie Man's dance THIRTEEN TIMES. You will get his SPEEDO in return.
In the FOYER, click "KNOCK KNOCK" to meet BRAINS AND GUTS. You can give them Zombie Man's Speedo for SPOOKOVISION GOGGLES. These allow you to raise your SPOOK LEVEL at any time from the foyer.
Go to the WOMEN'S BATHROOM and click "OTHER STALL" at the bottom for the secret ZOMBIE GIRL. It is not necessary to watch her dance, but do so thirteen times and you'll get the zombie bra, a mostly useless item.
When you have been SPOOKED only once, the following secret encounters open up:
FOYER: Click FLOORBOARDS to encounter DIVER'S MUMMY.
LOUNGE: Click COFFEE TABLE to encounter a MUMMY MAN BROTHER
GUEST ROOMS: Click INVISIBLE DOOR to encounter MUMMY MAN BROTHER 2
COURTYARD: Click OTHER BUSHES to encounter SKILEVAK
All of these monsters will raise your SPOOKED level to 2.
While 2SPOOKED, click "WATCHING YOU" in any room of the house to encounter THE DEAD SKULL. He will offer you a few TIPS as you encounter other monsters.
While you are 3SPOOKED, every room in the house transforms, and many unique monsters are available to visit. These do not give out items or spook you, but they do complete the monster album. Only a few are present when you start the game, but more of them secretly unlock as you progress, so you can wait until later in the game to collect them all.
In 3SPOOKED mode, there is also BONUS STORY in the FOYER and another in the COURTYARD. These, too, unlock as you progress and will all be unlocked by the time you have been to the final area.
GETTING THE EVIL KNIFE
1) From LOUNGE, click on INTERNET, then select O)_(O to acquire FUNNYMOUTH
2) Now click FOYER -> click COURTYARD -> click DOGHOUSE, show Frowndog FUNNYMOUTH to acquire SMILEDOG
3) COURTYARD -> CAT PARTS -> use SMILEDOG on catscape to acquire WEIRD CAT
4) FOYER -> GUEST ROOMS -> VAULT DOOR -> unleash WEIRD CAT on Mikey Mice to acquire MIKEY'S GAS MASK
5) GUEST ROOMS -> MOLDY RED DOOR -> use MIKEY'S GAS MASK to survive Red Worm's spores and acquire WEIRD RED FRUIT
6) FOYER -> LOUNGE -> SPOOKER NINTENDOOM -> Click "RED" to give Pinkish your red fruit and obtain [REDACTED]
7) FOYER -> LURKING SHADOW -> Give him [REDACTED] stuff to acquire SCARY CAMERA
8) FOYER -> LOUNGE -> COUCH CUSHIONS -> SNAP A PHOTO of Slenderman -> tell him HELP ME OUT FIRST to acquire SLENDERMAN
9) FOYER -> GUEST ROOMS -> SLENDER DOOR to acquire EVIL KNIFE
2) FOYER -> CLOSET -> give the Skeleton ECTO COOLER to acquire RAD SPEX
3) FOYER -> GUEST ROOMS -> CONTAINMENT DOOR -> use RAD SPEX to resist Skippy and acquire [DATA EXPUNGED]
4) FOYER -> LURKING SHADOW -> Give Secretive Creepy Person [DATA EXPUNGED] to acquire EIGHT PAGE REPORT
5) FOYER -> COURTYARD -> BUSHES -> Show Squatman the EIGHT PAGE REPORT to acquire SQUATMAN
6) FOYER -> GUEST ROOMS -> SQUAT DOOR to acquire EVIL KEY
REVEALING THE EVIL DOOR
7) FOYER -> LOUNGE -> WOMEN'S BATHROOM -> Tell Gross Boobs Ghost you can't "HANDLE THAT" to acquire DIRTY PICTURE
8) FOYER -> COURTYARD -> DUMPSTER -> Show Dr. Breign DIRTY PICTURE to acquire PROMOTIONAL SNAIL
9) COURTYARD -> HAPPENING PLACE (sewer grate) -> Give Uzumaki SNAIL to acquire ULTRASNAIL BLUEPRINTS
10) COURTYARD -> DUMPSTER -> give BLUEPRINTS to Dr. Breign to acquire BOAT PICTURE
11) COURTYARD -> GROSS POOL -> Show Cthulhu the BOAT PICTURE to reveal EVIL DOOR
EVIL WORLD
Go through the EVIL DOOR with your EVIL KEY to visit EVIL WORLD!!!
1) Go to SURROUNDING BLACKNESS -> THREE PRONGED SHADOW ->
Identify as FURLER -> Synchronize vibration -> entwine exospine -> exchange gel to acquire LIFEGEL
2) BLACKNESS -> DANCING SHADOWS -> Select IN AND OUT -> ROLL ABOUT -> RED RED SPOUT to acquire BLOOD
3) BLACKNESS -> TATTERED SHADOW -> Use RAKE on the Skinghost to acquire SKIN
The other creatures in the BLACKNESS are not needed, but visit them to to gain their Album Pictures!
4) Return to EVIL WORLD, click EVIL KITCHEN -> Offer Harmburger SKIN to create SKINDOLL
5) Fill SKINDOLL with BLOOD, then LIFEGEL to acquire LIVING BLOOD DUMMY. It is possible to make variant dummies, but these are red herrings.
6) EVIL WORLD -> EVIL HOSPITAL -> BLOODY DOOR -> Use your LIVING BLOOD DUMMY to acquire BLOOD BAG
7) HOSPITAL -> RUSTY OFFICE DOOR -> Use your BLOOD BAD to acquire CONVULSING NURSE
8) HOSPITAL -> TATTERED CURTAIN -> Use CONVULSING NURSE to deliver EVIL BABY from the Babymama
9) Play with EVIL BABY and use CANDLE COVE to acquire EVIL BABY
10) You can now go to the DISTANT ALTAR, use EVIL BABY and EVIL KNIFE to visit the FINAL BOSS, THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE QUEEN OF ALL HORROR.
ENDING 1
If you've only followed the above steps, you will have to battle the queen directly. All you have to do is select THE RAKE, SMILEDOG, SLENDERMAN and CANDLE COVE, then go backwards, selecting SLENDERMAN, SMILEDOG and THE RAKE. Simple! This is the chronological order in which these pastas came to be, and you can also read into it as tool->animal->humanoid->machine.
Your bonus reward (besides a dumb ending) is part of Burgrr's PRIZE WORD 5, a piece reading "OP4THY" and a bonus secret tip! (NOTE: Burgrr is no longer operational as its own website, sorry!)
Now you can return to the FOYER and access a GUEST LIST of every monster in the game.
ENDING 2
If you have been to EVIL WORLD, return to the FOYER, and get yourself 3SPOOKED. You can do this instantly by going to the LOUNGE, then the WOMEN'S BATHROOM and looking at GROSS BOOBS GHOST'S BOOBS.
While 3SPOOKED, return to the FOYER and enter the FEAR HOLE. This only appears after unlocking EVIL WORLD.
Acquire VULTHRAX, then return to the FOYER and look at the CAT PICTURE to get UNSPOOKED.
Now go FOYER -> COURTYARD -> EVIL DOOR -> EVIL KEY -> DISTANT ALTAR -> EVIL BABY -> EVIL KNIFE to encounter the NIGHTMARE QUEEN.
Select the new Vulthrax option and help him Woo the Queen with the following flirts:
ANATOMY
LOADED
INNARDS
PORPOISES
HAPPY TO SEE ME or BEDROOM FLOOR
Now click "INTO YOU" and either "TENTACLES" or "THROW UP" for the ending! Love is in the air!
ENDING 3
This ending is only available if you have seen every single monster in the house. If you've followed this entire walkthrough, including the "optional monsters" section, you should see a MONSTER ALBUM option while facing the queen.
First off, you may as well visit MAGNIFICENT MAGGOT to add him to your Monster Album.