PROFESSOR LEXICOVERMUS:

Well ain't that just the KNEE'S BEES! A deal's a deal! For no charge at all, I'll letcha nice morsels pick out ONE fiiine item from your ever-growin' shelf here at our faaantabulous intrazonal omnipotentual library!

Whatever ya pick out, I can pass on to anybody else ya like! Even this savory green protagonator ya seem to enjoy pushin' around lately! Plenty-a things she don't know yet in all them tasty files n' journals n' whatnot! You pick it out, she gets to read it!

Better choose reeeeal careful-like! Next time might be life n' death, ya never do know!