ILLEGAL TINY SIREN HEAD
GOES TO THE PARK
HELLO!!! WAIT NO NOT HELLO I MEANT
BOO!!!! HA HA DID I FRIGHT YOU!?!? I AM TINY SIREN HEAD!!! I DO NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SCREAMING EVERYTHING I SAY BECAUSE FOR ONE THING I AM TINY SO I HAVE TO COMPENSATE WITH MY VOICE AND IF I WAS NOT TINY I WOULD STILL SCREAM BECAUSE MY HEAD IS SIRENS AND REGARDLESS OF THESE FACTORS I WOULD STILL NOT APOLOGIZE BECAUSE I AM A BAD GUY!! IN FACT AS AN UNAUTHORIZED CHINESE BOOTLEG OF REGULAR SIREN HEAD I AM BOTH A MONSTER WHICH KILLS GUYS AND A THEFT OF
SOMEONE ELSE'S INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY THUS MAKING ME DOUBLE ILLEGAL! YOU HAD BETTER WATCH YOUR BACK BECAUSE EVERY TIME I DO A CRIME IT COUNTS AS TWO CRIMES.
TODAY I AM TAKING MY OTHER VARIABLY ILLEGAL FRIENDS TO THE PARK. IT IS A TERRIBLE HORROR KIND OF THING FOR US TO DO, BELIEVE YOU ME. YOU JUST DONT GET IT. HERE FOR EXAMPLE IS TINY CHIMNEY HEAD WHO IS THE ILLEGAL BOOTLEG OF REGULAR CHIMNEY HEAD WITHOUT EVEN
HIS FATHER'S PERMISSION. TINY CHIMNEY HEAD IS ALSO TRIPLE ILLEGAL IN THIS PICTURE BECAUSE THIS IS A NON SMOKING PARK.
UPDATE: UNPRECEDENTED HEAT HAS RESULTED IN A COUNTY WIDE BAN ON OUTDOOR GRILLING SO WE WENT BACK TO THIS PARK FOR CHIMNEY HEAD TO BE 4X UNLAWFUL FOR A BIT.
THIS IS TRAFFIC LIGHTS HEAD. TRAFFIC LIGHTS HEAD LIKES TO STAND AROUND AT NIGHT AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THERES A TRAFFIC LIGHT BUT THERE ISNT ONE WHICH SOWS A NOT INSIGNIFICANT DEGREE OF DISCORD AMONGST THE MORTAL REALM. IF YOU ARE DRIVING A CAR THEN TRAFFIC LIGHTS HEAD CAN DO A RED LIGHT FOR SO LONG THAT YOU GIVE UP AND DRIVE THROUGH THE RED LIGHT ANYWAY, TRICKING YOU FOREVER INTO BELIEVING THAT YOU HAD TO COMMIT A CRIME.
THIS IS BATHROOM HEAD WHO IS ALREADY ILLEGAL FOR WALKING AROUND WITHOUT A SHIRT, NAKED SIRENS FLOPPING AROUND SCREAMING IN GODS BROAD DAYLIGHT WITHOUT A CARE. BEWARE STILL IF BATHROOM HEAD FINDS A PLACE THAT WAS A BATHROOM BUT DOES NOT HAVE A TOILET ANYMORE AND DIGS A HOLE DEEP ENOUGH TO HIDE UP TO THEIR BATHROOM HEAD. YOU MIGHT THEN CONCEIVABLY USE THE BATHROOM AND NEVER KNOW THAT IT WAS BATHROOM HEAD ALL ALONG AND NOW BATHROOM HEAD KNOWS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE WITHOUT PANTS ON. FOREVER.
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT KIND OF HEAD THIS IS. THEY DONT TALK SO THEY NEVER CLARIFY THIS INFORMATION. IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A LIGHT BULB? BUT IT ALSO KIND OF LOOKS LIKE A GUY FROM COMIC BOOKS.
NOW IMAGINE YOU ARE WALKING THROUGH REGULAR WOODS AND SUDDENLY YOU SEE A "T.V." (*THIS IS A COLLOQUIAL SHORTENING OF THE TERM "TELEPHONE VISION" WHICH REFERS TO A DEVICE) WAY OUT A WAYS IN THE TREES SO YOU THINK YOU'RE IN SOME WOODS THAT HAVE "T.V." FOR YOU TO ENJOY!!! YOU GO SO FAR OUT OF YOUR WAY TO GO LOOK AT THE "T.V." BUT YOU GET ALL THE WAY TO IT AND IT DOESNT WORK AND YOU WOULD HAVE WASTED ALL THAT TIME FOREVER!!! WELL GUESS WHAT BUDDY IT WAS REALLY "T.V." HEAD THE WHOLE TIME AND "T.V." HEAD'S "T.V." HEAD WORKS JUST FINE BUT "T.V." HEAD POSSESSES A SOUL OF SUCH DARKNESS THEY DECIDED NOT TO EVEN SHOW YOU ANYTHING GOOD.
WAIT OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY????? POOP HEAD I SPECIFICALLY STATED VERY CLEARLY TO YOU THAT YOU COULD ONLY COME TO THE PARK IF YOU LEFT YOUR POOP HEAD AT HOME!!!! YOU STOP HAVING THAT POOP HEAD AT US!!!! STOP SMILING ABOUT IT!!!! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOU SMILE ON YOUR POOP HEAD ABOUT HAVING A POOP HEAD THATS DESGEUSTEING!!!!!! UGH!! THERE ARE HUMAN CHILDREN HERE!!!! THEY WOULD HAVE COME TO THE PARK AND PUT THEIR HEADS IN THIS BRICK HOLE, I PRESUME, GIVEN THE DIMENSIONS OF THE BRICK HOLE AND THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT HUMAN CHILDREN DO AT THE PARK, BUT NOW YOU HAVE PUT YOUR TERRIBLE BAD POOP HEAD IN IT AND RUINED IT FOR THEM FOREVER!!! WE WERE GOING TO JUST MURDER THEM AND NOW YOU MADE IT GROSS!!! GROSS!!!!! GO AWAY!!!! GO AWAY POOP HEAD!!!! UGH!!! TAKE YOUR POOP HEAD AND GO AWAY!!! GO AWAY POOP HEAD!!!!! UGH!!! GROSS!!!!! GO AWAY POOP HEAD!!!!
ALRIGHT SO HERE IS THE INSIDIOUS TOO MANY SIRENS HEAD. MY HEAD AS YOU KNOW IS SOME SIRENS WHEREAS THEIRS IS TOO MANY. WITH MY POWER OF JUST SOME SIRENS I CAN TRICK PEOPLE INTO THINKING THEY HEAR SOME P. COOL STUFF AND THEY COME OVER TO CHECK IT OUT AND THEN I GET THEM. BUT WITH TOO MANY SIRENS HEAD THEY JUST MAKE SUCH A HORRIBLE GODAWFUL RACKET THAT PEOPLE COME OVER TO SCOLD THEM FOR IT. IN THE END IT DOES NOT MATTER, YOUR KIND BECOMES THE GOTTEN IN EITHER SCENARIO FOR SUCH IS THE NATURE OF YOUR PATHETIC HUBRIS.
NOW PERHAPS YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE BEHELD OUR CRIMINALITY FOR THE LAST TIME...BUT WOE UPON YOUR FOOLISH OPTIMISM!!! YOU HAVE WITNESSED BUT ONE MOTLEY ASSORTMENT OF CROOKED ROGUES!! MANY ARE MY ILLEGITIMATE SIBLINGS AND IN THE COMING WEEKS YOU WILL PERHAPS BEAR WITNESS TO FORGERIES OF FORGERIES BEYOND
ALL MORTAL COPYRIGHT!! HA, HA, HA! I AM TINY ILLEGAL BOOTLEG SIREN HEAD, AND YOU WILL NEVER STOP ME OR MY VARIOUS DARK BRETHREN FROM BEING PURCHASED ON THE INTERNET. IT WILL NOT EVEN STOP US IF YOU FINANCIALLY SUPPORT THE CREATORS OF OUR ORIGINAL INSPIRATION...BUT WE DARE YOU TO JUST TRY IT PAL!!!!
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