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TINY BOOTLEG SIRENHEAD PRESENTS:
EVEN MORE ILLEGAL TOYS
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SO IT WOULD APPEAR THAT MY DEVIOUSLY MALEVOLENT COMPATRIOTS AND I CONTINUE TO INFEST YOUR CULTURE WITH OUR DIABOLICAL PERMUTATIONS. "EVEN BLOCKS?!" I HEAR YOU ASK. MWA, HA, HA, WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW??
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BUT YEAH I THINK SOMEBODY MADE US WITH BLOCKS ONCE AND THEN ONE OF THE CHINESE TOY COMPANIES COPIED IT. I DO NOT KNOW IF THESE BLOCKS COME ALREADY ASSEMBLED INTO OUR MENACING COUNTENANCES OR YOU MUST DO SO YOURSELF. WE DID NOT SPEND THE MONEY TO FIND OUT. WE DO NOT EVEN ENTIRELY GET WHAT MONEY IS EXCEPT THAT HUMANS HAVE TO EAT IT TO LIVE OR SOMETHING.
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THIS IS LAMP HEAD. AS BEASTS OF DARKNESS WE SHUN THE LIGHT BECAUSE WE THINK LIGHT IS DUMB BUT LAMP HEAD HAS A LAMP HEAD SO HE CAN PRETEND TO BE THE BIG WEIRD DUMB LAMPS YOU PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS PUTTING OUTSIDE FOR SOME REASON. YOU GO TO LOOK AT THE LIGHT BECAUSE YOU LOVE IT SOOOOOOOO MUCH LIKE A DUMB ASS BUT THEN WE'VE GOT YOU
AGAIN!!!!!
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THIS IS VISION HEAD, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH ANY OTHER SIMILAR KIND OF HEAD. VISION HEAD LOOKS AT THINGS SO HARD THAT YOU WILL THINK THERE MUST BE SOMETHING REALLY INTERESTING OVER THERE OR SOMETHING. SOMETIMES VISION HEAD REALLY SEALS THE DEAL BY LOOKING OVER AT YOU FOR A SECOND AND POINTING WHERE IT WAS JUST LOOKING. BY THEN YOU ARE POSITIVE YOU WANT TO GO SEE WHAT VISION HEAD IS LOOKING AT SO YOU GO TO CHECK IT OUT. HOWEVER, UNBENKNOWNEST TO YOUR MORTAL SOUL, VISION HEAD IS ACTUALLY A MONSTER AND NOT A PERSON. THIS MEANS THAT VISION HEAD LOVES TO LOOK AT THINGS THAT HUMANS HATE TO LOOK AT. CAN YOU HANDLE BEHOLDING THE WORST THING FOR A HUMAN TO LOOK AT IN THE WHOLE WORLD? CAN YOUR FEEBLE MIND EVEN CONCEIVE OF SUCH A THING?? AS A HUMAN I CAN ASSUME YOU ARE IMAGINING SOMETHING LIKE "THE GARBAGE" OR "NUDITY" OR PERHAPS IT IS "THE PART WHERE THE DOG DIES." HAHAHA...STUPID....I ASSURE YOU IT IS WORSE. LIKE ALL THREE OF THEM AT THE SAME TIME BUT NOT THAT. WE WILL THINK OF SOMETHING JUST YOU WAIT.
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FOOL! DO NOT PURCHASE
BRIDGE WORM FOR YOUR BABEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU THINKING. YOUR BABEYS PUT EVERY KIND OF THING IN THEIR HORRIBLE MOUTHS. WE MAY BE NEFARIOUS FIENDS AND WHATNOT BUT NEITHER BABEY NOR BRIDGE WORM DESERVES THAT UNSANITARY AND EMBARRASSING SCENARIO.
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WOW OKAY GUESS CARTOON CAT HAS BEEN HITTING THE GYM LIKE A
BEAST. HOLY MOLEY YOU COULD GRATE SOME CHEESE ON THAT BEEF AND HAVE YOURSELF A
SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!
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THIS IS MEGAPHONE HEAD AGAIN BUT WITH A LIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HIS CHEST. OKAY. I CAN WORK WITH THAT, HOLD ON, UH...YEAH SO THIS IS WHERE MEGAPHONE HEAD GETS YOU TO COME OVER BY YELLING SOME PRETTY GOOD STUFF BUT WHEN YOU COME OVER IT'S LIKE "WHAMMO!!!!!" ANNOYING BRIGHT LIGHT IN YOUR PITIFULLY UGLY HUMAN FACE! IT WILL LIKE PROBABLY DISTRACT YOU ENOUGH THAT YOU GET GOT MAYBE. AT THE VERY LEAST WE CAN ALL LAUGH AT HOW DUMB YOUR FACE IS I BET YOU'LL BE LIKE "UGGGH" WHEN IT HAPPENS AND WE'LL TAKE A PICTURE AND WE'LL MAKE THAT BE YOUR MAIN PICTURE.
FOR EVER!
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THIs iiiis...OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I DONT KNOW. THEYRE KIND OF THROWING TOGETHER WHATEVER THEY HAVE LYING AROUND I GUESS. IM DOING MY BEST HERE.
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