A NEW BOOK TO FRIGHT YOU STRAIGHT INTO A CORPSE TO DEATH.
IT HAPPENED ONCE UPON A LONG TIME AGO: "SOMEONE" WROTE A STORY SO TERRIFYING EVERYONE WHO READ THE STORY AND GOT SCARED ABOUT IT ALSO GOT SCARED IN REAL LIFE. THIS STORY WAS CALLED THE DAY OF ALL THE BLOOD AND THE FIRST TIME IT WAS PUT ON THE INTERNET WAS HERE. IT WAS SO SCARY IT SCARED 33000 PEOPLE WHEN IT ALSO GOT PUT IN A VIDEO MOVIE:
NOW MANY TERRIFYING EONS LATER "SOMEONE" ALSO WROTE A BUNCH OF BRAND NEW STORIES JUST AS MUCH SCARY OR EVEN SCARIER AND PUT THEM INSIDE OF A BOOK THAT IS SO TWISTED AND INSANE IF YOU READ IT YOU WILL BE TELEPORTED FOREVER TO SCARY WORLD. SCARY WORLD IS IDENTICAL TO REGULAR WORLD EXCEPT FOR A DARK TWIST...IN SCARY WORLD YOU WILL TRANSFORM FOREVER INTO SOMEONE WHO HAS READ THESE SCARIEST STORIES EVER IN THE WORLD.
PLEASE IGNORE THE PART THAT SAYS "NOT FOR RESALE" YOURS WILL NOT SAY THAT OKAY. THIS WAS LIKE THE TEST PRINT SAMPLE TO PROVE TO YOU THAT THE HORROR IS VERY REAL!!!!! BEHOLD SOME OF THE SICK EVIL SECRETS OF FEAR YOU WILL BEHOLDEN TO BETWIXT THESE VILE LEAFS OF TREE CORPSE:
AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!
IT'S SCAAAAARYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEK!!!!
OHH NOOOOOOO!!!!
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY I MEAN NOOOOOO!!!!!
YYYIIIKKKKKEEEESSSS!!!!!!
THE BOOK IS SHORT BUT IT HAS SEVERAL MULTIPLE MORE STORIES THAN EVEN THESE IF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT!!!! IF YOU DID NOT DIE FROM SEEING THIS MUCH OF IT ALREADY YOU MUST BE SUPER BRAVE AND COOL OR MAYBE YOU'RE SO DUMB YOU DON'T KNOW WHEN SOMETHING'S SCARY BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT ME TOO OBVIOUSLY OR I WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE TO HANDLE TRANSCRIBING SUCH DOOMFUL TALES OF WOE WITHOUT GOING JOKER CRAZY. (OR DID I???????? MWA HA HA)
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