THE SPOOKY NIGHTMARE DRAGSTER QUEEN OF HORROR SAYS:

"GWAHHAHAHAHA!!! WHAT'D YA THINK I'D BEEN DOIN' WITH MYSELF?! KNITTING!!?

IF YA JUST STUMBLED ONTO ME BY ACCIDENT, GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING! OTHERWISE, YA SHOULDA FOUND THIRTY MONSTERS HIDDEN AROUND THE SITE BY THIS POINT, COUNTING MYSELF, AND THERE'S JUST ONE MORE!

NOW GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!! CAN'TCHA I GOT SOME BOMB ASS KNITTING TO DO!!!???

CLUES TO THE NEXT MONSTER:

The final fourteen monsters will not have visible doors; you will have to click the correct image in the correct article.

I am linked secretly from a page about a video game.

I enjoy sightseeing, probably.

I made this drawing of myself.

I AM THE BIGGEST!!!