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Pikmin 3 Creatures

Favorite creatures from the third game, happy Pikmin Day!

Majora's Mask bestiary review!

Favorite creatures from the sequel to Ocarina!

Weird Biology: Labouls!

It's a fungus, it's a vampire, it's a gun, and sometimes it's an anti-zombie-apocalypse.

FLYDAY: Glow Worms!

Flyday is back! Sometimes!

PIKMIN CRITTERS II

This is the one that brought us poisonous Pikmin, and even more fun!

PIKMIN CRITTERS 1

Did you know the original Pikmin debuted the same month as this website? And that I claimed I would review Pikmin creatures even back then? Whoops I guess

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: OCARINA OF TIME MONSTER REVIEWS

Including a giant parasitic cnidarian, a four-eyed mermaid and whatever "Dead Hand" is.

THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: A Link to the Past MONSTER REVIEWS

That's MISTER Vitreous to you, apparently!

ZELDA II: The Adventures of Link MONSTER REVIEWS

Featuring the beloved and world famous LOWDER!

AMPHIBIA Creature Reviews: Part IV

The final part of our overly detailed dive into the Speculative Zoology of this Disney Channel series.

AMPHIBIA Creature Reviews: Part III

This is the part that has Frog Soos in it.

AMPHIBIA Creature Reviews: Part II

There are so many more bugs in this cartoon. There are so many more!

AMPHIBIA Creature Reviews: Part I

The cartoon show that they practically sucked out of my childhood dreams.

The Pirates of Dark Water

The weirdest and wildest creature designs from one of the most epic and original sci-fi fantasy worlds to grace Saturday Mornings.

The Underutilized Characters of Wild 9

A detailed look at the imaginative characters of an equally imaginative game that unfortunately hit some...limits. It would seem.

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31 Days of Shinbi's Apartment Ghosts!

We may never fully experience this full-blown paranormal horror 'mons series in my country...but for the spookiest month of the year, we can pretend we did.

Now reviewing NEW 2021 DIGIMON!

Also for sale on the etsy! 30 colorful pages of the weirdest, coolest and most incredible arthropods explained in child-friendly but biologically accurate language!